Dear Brett Favre,

I like you Brett, I really do. You've got a great arm and your antics are pretty damn hilarious sometimes. But you know what, you need to stay retired. You've retired twice now, let's make this one stick. Please oh please don't come out of retirement and play for the Minnesota Vikings. I mean, really, the fact that you are even considering coming out of retirement is ridiculous. You're done. Sit back and enjoy it. Hang out with the family. Start writing your induction into the Hall of Fame speech. Make some more commercials. Whatever.

No more football Brett.